When the path of least resistance is just hitting that 10% button …
*aggressive car key jangling*
Please note i’m not shaming this bunny for the Dolly Parton. He gets a glare for idly browsing and leaving her out on the coffee table display because Dolly is to be treated respectfully at all times, even in gift book format.
*gentle susurration of the ice crystals drifting*
If anyone says they can put together a cardboard dump bin display with ease, they’re either a wizard with an engineering degree or flat out lying.
After a long day of being told how to do my job I couldn’t think independently enough to title this, so yeah.
Hypnosis would be much more effective if they used a wealthy grandparent trying to get shopkeepers to agree with how suitable the wrapping paper is, instead of a dangly watch IMO
“Uh, Hah! ih than da BOONKShah?” *proceeds to make complicated inquiry on speakerphone in what sounds like a busy pub*
To your right. No no, YOUR right. There you go.
Hope you rested up for the after-school rush!